youknowwhen

You know when…

you have to go potty…but, you have a big pile of ingredients in your mixer waiting to become cookie dough…and you can’t get the attachment thingy on…after a lot of begging and pleading…maneuvering…you finally get it on and you think…it’s all good…then you need to switch out the attachment thingy and you can’t get it off…and in the background your kids are fighting for the 100th time in the one hour that they’ve been awake…over who’s turn it is to watch what show…Yo Gabba Gabba or Dinosaur Train…and you think…who the hell cares????…they both SUUUUUUUUCK!!! How about some Breaking Bad???…Instead you keep it in check…until you realize this attachment thingy isn’t going to budge…so you start sobbing…crying…bawling….WAILING over your mixer…why me…whhhhhhhhy meeeee???…moving on…you take the laundry out of the dryer…only to discover someone…who is not you…left one red…and one blue crayon in their pockets…thus destroying 1/4 of your children’s clothing…so you think…well done…someone who IS you that didn’t check the pockets…WELL DONE!!!…then you start vacuuming the shredded lettuce from your freshly cleaned floor…that apparently fell from the sky…since…yeah…no one is assuming credit…and all the lettuces are cooperating…except one little rogue lettuce shred….you keep pushing the vacuum over and over again…refusing to pick it up…instead you start screaming…GET IN THE VACUUM…GET IN THE VACUUM…GET IN THE VACUUUUUUUUUUUM!!!!!!…and you realize you’ve just given your best Terms of Endearment…”GIVE MY DAUGHTER THE SHOT!!!!” scene…then you remember…didn’t I have to go to the bathroom?

Yep…that was my day yesterday. What’s your you know when?

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